Tuesday, March 11, 2008

A Woman's right

I need to know...I need to know, right now!  Do any of the other women in the family have a problem with....splatter?  Pee splatter.  Yes, I'm sorry if this is inappropriate blog matter, but I really need to know.  Often, when enjoying a nice quiet peaceful moment to myself in the lavatory, I'll casually look to, let's say...the right and there, there on the wall, I'll find....splatter.
Then, in what can possibly be described as horror, or disgust, the instinct to turn away will hit and my gaze automatically goes to the left, and there, there on the wall I'll see some more...more SPLATTER.  It just happened, just now, and so I really really need to know...is this common? I don't get it.  It's really a matter of paying attention, isn't it? I don't get it, I just really don't get it.

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