Does this really work?

This is the first time I have ever blogged or done anything technical on the internet. The most I've done is watch crazy videos on Youtube. I'm old and not technically savvy. I apologize if this writing, intended for the Green Machine, is being viewed by the general public. Certainly you will find yourself being bored to sleep with stories of childhood lemonaid stands, monster cookies, and arguments over what to bring to eat during the holidays. So here goes...
New(s) from the Jerry Green clan- Jerry is working, trying to get into shape to run in the footsteps of his father from the heights of Mt. Hood to the blue seas of the pacific. Cathy is busy picking colors to paint various rooms around the house and planning for a spring herb and vegetable garden. Austin has dedicated himself to high school baseball- so much so that we went last weekend and he cut most all of his hair off! His coach didn't even recognize him. Dylan has taken up the drums, and is doing really well. Now the banging from his room at least has a rhythm.
Birthdays
Jerry -April 5
Cathy -October 14
Austin - June 7
Dylan -June 20
Tim -March 29
Tia -???