Grandpa's Wisdom

Well, I guess nobody but one cares about what my teacher thought was the hardest thing about driving. To that one inquiring mind, this is it: She could not see over the hood of the car from the drivers seat; she was too short, but not real short. So, for the one person who was interested enough to respond, I want all to know that that person is now the only person listed in my will as an heir. Both of my assets will be given to that person upon my death. Now I suppose all of you will try to come forth and claim that you are the one respondent. Well don't you try it, cause I had a secret identifier installed on the blog so only I would know the exact name of those who respond.

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